It's a coming-of-age film about a troubled adolescent who finds friends, enemies, a girlfriend, and himself in the world of (choose one):
a. inline-skating
b. dirt-biking
c. mountain-climbing
d. ice-fishing
e. bear-baiting
f. other

posted by Steve 8:15 AM [edit]

Friday, February 09, 2001

My weather's better than your weather.

posted by Steve 12:33 PM [edit]

Hey, I got the coolest truck! Dodge Ram V-10 Cummins Turbo Diesel, with all the options, man!

As soon as I took delivery, I got it lowered so there's less than six inches ground clearance. It looks SO rad! I had some groceries in the back. Had to remove 'em when I high-centered it on a speed bump...

posted by Steve 12:33 PM [edit]

Thursday, February 01, 2001

So, there's this California lawyer and a cowboy...

...So the cowboy kicks the lawyer three times, really hard, almost killing him, and then says "I give up."

<or insert other punchline here>

Haw haw! I love that joke.

(And its true you know! Some times it does'nt take a colidge education to be wiser then some one with a colidege education. That farmer outsmarted the Calforina lawyer, even though the lawyer went to law shool for many years, he was actally dumb in common sinse. This joke ilustrates my philosopy of life. Im like that farmer, you know. You tihnk your smart but your not really smarter then anyone else even though the otehr person did'nt got to shool and never learnt any thing from any one else. I'll kick the crap out of you and youl'l deserve it because you went to law shool and I did'nt and no jurry in the world would convitct me because its common sinse.)

posted by Steve 7:29 AM [edit]