"Love is children. The definition of love is children."

yeah right, like those at Columbine...?

"You know I speak the truth. That's what people like about me, no beating around the bush, just the truth. They might come in for a latte, but they come back because of my scintillating conversation. Isn't that right?"

It's called 'opinion,' and I wish you'd keep it to yourself. I come for the latte, and no other reason. You are a buffoon.

Hey, they can't reduce a man's pay - that's against the law! Am I right? You can fire him, but you can't take away his money. That's the law!

I don't know; YOU don't know; shut up.

Hey, you like your latte dark with no sugar. I need my sugar, I gotta have sugar.

Yeah, but preferably without coffee grounds floating in it, like yesterday's...

posted by Steve 7:28 AM [edit]

Monday, January 29, 2001

We're lucky to own a rental property, and I'm so proud of how I redecorated it after the last tenants moved out. The white carpet looks so pretty. Now we just have to wait for the prospective tenants to come calling. I checked the recording our property management firm created, and they did a great job in describing it...they even explained that we live right next door and that we want the new tenants to refrain from wearing their shoes inside (to protect that new white carpet!). I'm sure the calls will start pouring in.

posted by Terrie 3:03 PM [edit]

Tuesday, January 23, 2001

After a tough game of volleyball, I bring a lot of sand into the changing rooms and showers at the office.

It's not really my job to clean it off the chair, much less the floor, is it?

posted by Steve 7:05 AM [edit]

Tuesday, January 16, 2001

Though you make a hundred a day, my advice is: Never make the same latte twice.

posted by Steve 9:33 AM [edit]

I bring a bit of joy into the world by whistling everywhere I go. I know my co-workers really appreciate it, because otherwise it's so very quiet in our office.

posted by Terrie 6:17 AM [edit]

Monday, January 08, 2001

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posted by Steve 9:02 AM [edit]

Wednesday, January 03, 2001

It's important to follow the driver ahead as closely as possible. That way, your headlights won't bother them.

posted by Steve 7:43 AM [edit]

Tuesday, January 02, 2001

Hi! My name is- Ooh! My name is- Huh! My name is...

I love music, and I am quite eclectic in my tastes - everything from Eminem to Ice-T. These guys really have something new to say; if you listen to their lyrics, what they say in their lyrics is new and different and unlike anything that's been said before, ever. It's unique and a departure from what musicians have said in the past, and nobody has ever said it in the past.

These guys are like the Beethoven of our age, but with new and fresh lyrics that haven't been said before.

I got 250-watt speakers in my car, with sub-sub-sub-woofers mounted in the trunk. It's important to make use of all that wattage, so my friends can find me across town and stuff. And the chicks dig it. I think the chicks dig it. I don't know any chicks, but if I did, they'd probably dig it.

I'll probably be deaf in ten years, but it's a small sacrifice I make in order to share my music with the world.

posted by Steve 9:20 AM [edit]

I love camping and "roughing it" in "the wild." I bring all of my friends, my boom box, and several bright lanterns, and it's just like home! When I choose a camp site, I try to find one that's as close as possible to other campers, so we can borrow a cup of sugar or something, if we need to.

posted by Steve 8:41 AM [edit]